January 2012
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In the Immortal Words of Henry Mann:
Today I miss you. I liked it when we built a fort.
Please come back.
December 2011
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Spotted:
Jeffery Tambor waiting in line for the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland.
I guess, having blown his Blue Man group cover, George Sr. needs a new disguise.
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My family will be spending this most blessed of...
Thus proving that some ethnic stereotypes exist for a reason.
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Watch
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” - the Mountain Goats
We've reached that most treasured of...
Having a huge pre-Christmas fight that ends with at least one furious door-slamming exit, and no less than two people crying.
Every fucking year.
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Awkward family holiday party today.
I think I’m going to follow the cat’s wise example. I’m going to commandeer this cheese platter, and hide under a bed, and hiss at anyone who tries to touch me.
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I know it's real friendship when I offer to take...
tribalsettings asked: you've got a cool page. very humorous. definitely worth the follow. :D
theplayfulmisspellings asked: What's your weakness?
theplayfulmisspellings asked: What is your favorite article of clothing?
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Between 5 years of dog ownership,
and almost a year and a half with Brian,
I find that I am unused to sleeping
without cuddling some pointy-faced, bony creature.
justadamreed asked: btw, this is me just now following you. oops.
All I want for Hannukah is you
(To ask me things.)
dalirumm asked: Would you rather have to carry all your external organ around with you in a backpack, or have more than 5 minute of direct sun exposure per day be lethal to you?
dalirumm asked: Would you rather ONLY wear clothing made out of fur from animals you had personally hunted or clothing made from state flags you had personally stolen from state courthouses?
dalirumm asked: Would you rather have to strip naked for a solid minute every time you sneeze, or digest food like some sort of ruminant animal and frequently have to be chewing some sort of cud?
starrrj asked: What's something you can proudly say you overcame?
Anonymous asked: what is the best and worst thing about working with Alex?
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Distract me from cleaning and missing people by...
You can consider it my Hannukah present.
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Happy Hannukah!
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Just a Note Ladies...
Having an Instgram account and a lot of floral dresses does not make you special
or deep
or artistic.
It makes you just like the hundreds of other pseudo-soulful girls out there
with 3 feet of blunt-cut hair, thick bangs,
and a “personality” based primarily on reblogging Kurt Vonnegut quotes.
So put down your plaintively strummed ukuleles,
And grow a personality.
Our...
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Five Ways The Royal Tenenbaums Ruined Everything (Through No Fault Of Its Own)
How one of the best movies of 2001 provoked some of the worst movies since.
By EJ Dickson
When it was released in 2001, Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums achieved near-instant renown as a contemporary indie classic. Equal parts Salinger and Whit Stillman, Anderson’s quirky, disaffected take on an...
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What stands between me and winter break now is a...
Literally.
A tiny one, that I have to build out of museum board and plaster in 1/4 inch scale.
Damn you Tim Mann.
If I didn’t love you, I’d want to slit your throat with my exacto knife.
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This is a series. There's one for every major... →
I hate everything.
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2000 words in and making up all kinds of ridiculous citations.
I’m sorry Oscar Wilde. You deserve so much better than this.
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There is a ‘Mexican’ themed gay bar in Wrigeyville
called
Fiesta Sombrero Cantina!
There’s a giant sombrero over the door.
I WANT TO GO TO THERE.