Year of the Giraffe.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

If any of you are looking to make a solid argument in favor of Eugenics, I would like to draw your attention to the populace of the Oak Harbor Transit System.

Most especially, the mouth-breathing gentleman on the Rascal scooter wearing a “Pussy Patrol” tshirt and wielding a hunting knife, who is presently seated behind me.

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Happy Easter.

fuckyeahconstruction:

The Seattle Space Needle, Seattle, WA
1961

fuckyeahconstruction:

The Seattle Space Needle, Seattle, WA

1961

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Fun Fact: Did you know that if you eat enough leftover pizza it can start to taste like a sense of purpose and self worth?

chuckgroenink:

Pigs are just too much fun.

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emotionswithjonhamm:

EMOTIONS WITH JON HAMM ON SESAME STREET

This was my gift from the universe today.

I just had some guy on the street ask me to help him move a couch into the back of a van.

Nice try buddy,
But I’ve seen Silence of the Lambs.

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