Year of the Giraffe.

Because humility is the recourse of those who lack qualities to brag about.

I taught kindergarten today.

It was a lot like being Princess Leia in the Ewok village.

Trimmed my hairs.With kitchen scissors. In our laundry room.Like you do.
Double fisting coffee with dog and rural bowling alley.

Style Rule # 463

Always leave the house looking your best.
You never know when you might run in to someone from high school whom you hate.

Fear and loathing in Sloth Vegas

Really, there’s nothing wrong with my life that couldn’t be solved with a couple of strategic and untraceable fires.

Clara Bow eats a burger.

Clara Bow eats a burger.

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David Bowie - Under Pressure (W/ Queen)

Under Pressure-David Bowie and Queen

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